man are no match for women

A very attractive woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she whispered,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender gasped for breathe and managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

wo-man??

Believe it or not.
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman,

yet men spend all their life and time trying

to go back between the legs of a woman....

Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME ?

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause

AND ..
When we have REAL trouble,

it's a
HISterectomy.
so women...have fun reading it...
while man???just trying to annoy u guys..hee..

Friends forever

Friends are very important in our life. They are like the second closest people in your life. They play an important role to keep us smiling and kill the loneliness away.
I thought i will never find a true friend anymore...yet my all my thought are wrong..
I found a new friends that are really a true friend...and all my thought about Church people througly change....and the new friends that i meet really change my way about christianity...
i meet them at kuching sarawak and leave with them for 5 month....they just really amaze me about what true friend really mean..

there are like an extra shoulder for u to carry your burden everyday of your life..no need to whisper nor tell your problem...by just being with them, your worries are gone..

for you know, they will always there to be friend with you,no matter who you are or what you did... they just accept you for who you are.....

they just care for each other..and love each other....

they treat you like sibling and family

coz they are the people who are feel with love

and im glad that they are my friend...