Hari Konvo-Kebudayaan Politeknik Kuching

man are no match for women

A very attractive woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she whispered,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender gasped for breathe and managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

wo-man??

Believe it or not.
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman,

yet men spend all their life and time trying

to go back between the legs of a woman....

Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME ?

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause

AND ..
When we have REAL trouble,

it's a
HISterectomy.
so women...have fun reading it...
while man???just trying to annoy u guys..hee..

Friends forever

Friends are very important in our life. They are like the second closest people in your life. They play an important role to keep us smiling and kill the loneliness away.
I thought i will never find a true friend anymore...yet my all my thought are wrong..
I found a new friends that are really a true friend...and all my thought about Church people througly change....and the new friends that i meet really change my way about christianity...
i meet them at kuching sarawak and leave with them for 5 month....they just really amaze me about what true friend really mean..

there are like an extra shoulder for u to carry your burden everyday of your life..no need to whisper nor tell your problem...by just being with them, your worries are gone..

for you know, they will always there to be friend with you,no matter who you are or what you did... they just accept you for who you are.....

they just care for each other..and love each other....

they treat you like sibling and family

coz they are the people who are feel with love

and im glad that they are my friend...

magic by my little cousin

Kenangan Radio-oke

ni kenangan time radio-oke labuan anjuran Radio Malaysia Labuan..kenangan yang paling sy suka..time ni kami buat show menari..running show and back-up dancer peserta radio-oke labuan..kami kena ajar menari oleh Ms Pinky aka Orchid aka Ms Nina..sy suka cara dy ajar kami menari..dy la orang yang paling bersabar bila mengajar kami menari..

awal pagi lagi kami sda prepare mau pergi bermake-up..time ni kami d beta aprtment..tengokla baju kami berampaian.

ni la hasil lepas make-up..its me and anita.

wawawa..ni baju sy untuk lagu dangdut..back-up dancer untuk artis..mcm burung koko ni..

ni sy sama ika..bukan senang o menari dangdut..kami dua la yang berabis belajar kasi inul..

ni baju untuk tarian pertama running show..disco..

ada gaya artis ka?

ni puput and yati..

me & yati..baju untuk jadi tukang bagi hadiah..and sambut dato2 naik pentas..

during dinner night..

funy tati, me, cute yati, sexy puput, adourable ika and amazing kak yun..

sempat bergambar sama my fav papa rock..

end...

well inila kenangan...cuma sayang tarian agnes monica and asmara dana x sempat ambil gambar coz x sempat..well dancing is what i like..

Koko Rayner & Jie2 Grace at Tambunan..

Rayner & Grace

Romantic moment always cherish..

Wedding Picture

Rayner, Gracie, & Siska

Ratu sehari..

I wish you both the best...and may God bless..

best of luck Rayner & Gracie..

Camping Hawa bina diri

ni lah antara junior d smk labuan yang ikut camping...ni gambar time dorang main treasure hunt..hehe..ni tempat sy menjaga...aktiviti dorang tempat sy, setiap kumpulan terpaksa makan roti yang kena ikat pakai tali..hehe..tidakla kejam sangat sy kasi kena dorang..kira paling ok sda ni tidak kejam...btw, all the best to all my junior..ni la aktiviti kami tempat sy menjaga..hehe..kesian ni satu org kenyang makan roti

tengokla ni kumpulan terpaksa kasi habis tu roti sampai terangkat-angkat..ni la nama dy kerja kumpulan

ni junior sy yang paling pemalu...skali ikut ni camping..bha terkeluar semua perangai..

oopss...tia ble main pegang..klu terjatuh tu roti terpaksa makan roti baru...hehe..

Feri Labuan Kotor

emm..sy post ni saja mau bagi tengok kamu betapa indahnya feri Labuan..yang dipenuhi dengan sampah-sarap...rasa cam tidak kena kasi bersih ni, ni feri...sudala kotor hmmm bau dy pun...alalala punyala...kamu mau tau bau dy macamna kamu ikut sendiri la tu feri..baru kamu tausy ambil ni gambar time mau pulang Labuan

di depan tempat sy duduk pun sampah saja..
sampah saja bha merata-rata tempat..
bha sy post ni bukan mau memalukan orang labuan sebab kekotoran feri dorang ni tapi em sendiri mau ingat la..sapa2 yang ikut ni feri pandai2la menjaga kebersihan..ndakan la buang sampah pun nda tau dmana...klu mau buang tu buang la bha d kreta sendiri ka...tidak pun DITEMPAT YANG TELAH DISEDIAKAN YANG KITA PANGGIL 'TONG SAMPAH'...em ndakan la tong sampah pun kita tidak boleh bezakan ka??